[Sunday, May 14, 2006]
Before I bought a house, a house's relationship with the environment seemed pretty simple.
On the one hand, you have Mother Nature, with a complex ecosystem where every
rock and tree is part of the whole, and everything decays and regenerates over
time.
On the other hand, you have a house made by people. As a man-made object, it
is independent of mother nature, and stands until disaster or renovations take
it down.
Of course, now that I own a house, I realize that's completely naive. A house is
just as much a part of the environment as a rock or a tree, and Mother Nature
is constantly trying to break it down just like everything else. Classic
entropy
.
I always worried about termites or ants or
ambitious moles
. But in fact, the
main danger (and annoyance) to most houses is drainage. I've found that most
people who build houses (or other structures) usually forget this completely.
For instance, in my last house, a previous owner had build a beautiful large
carport with a small storage shed attached. It was spacious, elegantly and
sturdily constructed, and was one of the reasons I bought the house. However,
I quickly realized that the carport was more of a liability than an asset.
Why? Because whoever built it hadn't paid attention to drainage at all.
The carport was built right next to a large slope. When it rained, water
would run off the slope and into the carport. The broad concrete surface of
the carport was perennially wet. Furthermore, the pressure of the wet and
moving soil was pushing against the carport wall, causing it to buckle.
It turns out the builder hadn't thought about drainage at all. I had two
options: either retrofit the entire structure with proper gravity-fed drains
(and reinforce the carport wall) or rebuild it entirely. The costs weren't
terribly different.
My second house had a proper garage. However, I soon found out that the
entire basement flooded whenever it rained. Again, the house was on a
slope. Water would run off the slope to the sides of the house, and come off
the roof, and promptly enter the basement.
I had to redo the drainage around the house, and replace all the flooring in
the basement. Ouch.
Okay, maybe I just got unlucky. But one of my neighbors has a new house,
which also has serious water run-off problems from a nearby hillside. It's a
new house, and the builders didn't provide for drainage of rainwater coming
off the hill.
And it's not just houses. The parking garage where I work (downtown Seattle)
has large puddles form on all floors when it rains. This is Seattle. It
rains all the time. Parking garages are simple structures. How could someone
build a parking garage in Seattle that allows water to pool when it rains?
Well, maybe the people who build houses are as stupid as me? I didn't think
about drainage before buying a house, maybe they didn't think about drainage
before they built one.
Even a short investigation will show that's not an excuse. Drainage isn't
something unusual when building a house. It's fundamental. If someone has
even basic training in construction, drainage is a known issue.
The Romans knew about drainage. Until I wrote this article, I didn't know
Plumbing World
existed, but it does, and it has a
brief history
of the debt that modern plumbing and drainage owes to the Romans. Even pre-Roman (or
pre-Greek) cultures like the Minoans had basic drainage. They've found
evidence of clever drainage in Roman forums at
Pompeii
and at a
Roman villa in Whitehall
in the UK.
Basically, people have been getting drainage right since before Christ. The
solution is pretty simple: have a system of gravity-fed drains and pipes to
direct rainwater and other runoff away from the house, so that the foundations
and interior stay dry.
Pretty basic.
But again, since before the time of Christ right through today, people keep
screwing it up.
There isn't any excuse for builders in the 21st century to screw up drainage.
It's a 1st century technology.
Based on my experience with houses, drainage is something I'll look at pretty
closely during my next home purchase. It's usually obvious when you look at
the property and structure where rainwater will go, and there should be simple
gravity-fed drains that carry the water to the sewer or somewhere else safe
that won't erode the property or flood basements.
But the parking garage really confuses me. Just as it is easy to redirect
rainwater for houses, it is even easier for parking garages. Just tilt the
floors! I saw this first at a
parking garage at Carnegie Mellon University
. The floors were slightly tilted, so water could never pool. The tilt was
very subtle, but effective.
Every parking garage in Seattle should have tilted floors. I'm not aware of a
single one that does.
A random side-note: while searching for examples of "ambitious moles" on the
Internet, I hit upon an Indian Astrology site (!). Apparently, having a
mole on your butt
means you are un-ambitious. So you learn something every day.